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No. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Theres a number of things I have to sort out, because I can and they need doing, and Ive already taken steps to fix a few things that were wrong with life in general. Silent is the fastest updating Worm Fanfic currently known. She recognized codings that seemed to come from various sources, such as mollusks, fish, mammals, even plants. Probably not a villain. Hear what? another one asked irritably, poking a pile of cardboard boxes with the end of his bat. I triggered, the power was a Master one essentially. But that won't stop her from flying as high as she can. She has absolutely no reason to lie and nothing to gain from it. Diebuster cross. Easy enough to influence if you know how. They looked at each other for a few seconds more. Really excited for this one. People have committed suicide over less, you know. She was going to die very soon, so using that control, her abilities came up with an interesting solution to prevent this happening. He missed. Thinking, Assault's eyes suddenly widened. Hope through overwhelming firepower Taylor becomes a weapon of galactic war, complete. Relaxing a little he put the phone down again. Im probably saner than almost anyone now. The experience was enough to make the girl Trigger. But, the three vicious bitches weren't the only ones who had an ax to grind that day. Because of the muggers chasing me, the brunette said before the question was finished. 4 Lightlinks 2 yr. ago Nothing I can pin down, nothing I can locate specifically, but a lot of it. Believe me, an insect controller could easily be your worst nightmare if she was pissed at you. Hmm. How did that help? You have no idea what it's like. This is pretty fun and lighthearted so far. Pretender fits, in that Taylor is powered by worship, though she's not as powerful as many of the other fics recced already. Youve met. Sophia looked back at the woman, puzzled and with a feeling of dread building in the pit of her stomach. Everyone stared at her. But thanks anyway. They both fell silent again. In the aftermath, she starts to realize that no matter how much she tries, a normal life on Earth Bet is impossible, not with what she's become, what she can do. Its absolutely amazing. Piggot didnt look too happy about that. "I made it" She was too tall. She shook her head. That much parallel processing power lets you simulate almost anything you can imagine. I missed it. She didn't move or turn around, making him wonder for a moment how she knew he was there and who he was. Well, Changer to some high level as well. Hers is a nascent divinity. Loved the concept since you first wrote the snippet. True. Armsmaster thought about the idea for a little while. They were about to attack Panacea so you might like to give them a hard time. This has been rumbling for a little on my snippet thread and finally reached the point where it really needed a home of its own. Dont worry, my rule will be marked by its complete lack of despotism. Has a bit of power wank, but most of the conflict so far is people not having figured out Taylors stronger than they are. I cant prove it one way or another as of yet. All right, Piggot replied, with a frown of her own. The DNA was obviously heavily edited, most of the normal redundancies elegantly pruned out and the entire thing simplified and optimized. Insect control. A Rogue or Independent, then. No. Assault stared at her. Your use to the Wards may come to an abrupt end no matter what the Chief Director wants. There was a pregnant silence from everyone for a short time as Sophia shrank back into her chair, her mind whirling. I was born here. Because of the way they worked, it wasn't directly possible, but her powers found a way even so. The end result was impressively strong and tough yet very light. It was only the fact that some bone marrow survived more or less intact that let me run a DNA test at all. He stopped speaking for a few seconds, apparently considering something, then slowly went on, Director, the one thing I can guarantee is that the Hebert girl didnt lock herself in there. He waited silently, thinking there was something vaguely familiar about this. It's been a very long time since I've seen the sunrise with my own eyes like this. Its based loosely on curare, isnt it? Yes. Vicky was still looking befuddled, and muttering about giant bugs. Very little of my consciousness is in here, she tapped her head again, Im running this body like a somewhat more complicated version of one of those. She waved at the wasps flying in intricate patterns. What the hell is that? he muttered to himself. In the end, as the footsteps grew louder from the alley, she dived between the third and fourth dumpster, which had a gap just large enough to permit her fairly slight frame to squeeze in. The smaller man was being his usual self and their long-suffering leader was beginning to get annoyed about it. Why were they chasing you? She laughed bitterly. Whats so weird about that, compared to, I dont know, Lung, maybe? "Um Point to you. Personally Id put it as high as it goes. Dragon added this as well. Taylor Hebert.. A long time ago. You have family here still? He noticed she went completely motionless, inhumanly so, for a second. It had been pretty obvious for the last ten minutes that her status as Panacea, the Healer Super-hero, wasnt going to save her from what was at least a nasty mugging, if not something worse. After some thought she realized that it was a type of electrical generation and storage organ, a lot like the sort of thing found in an electric eel or something of that nature. She must also be extremely smart, I think. Amy thought back to what she'd seen with her own abilities. It didn't work, it just made things worse. She was at the extreme other end of the loading area but it wasnt all that big so it wouldnt take them long to find her. Six billion or so humans on the planet, times ninety billion per human, gives a total neural capacity for the species of about five hundred and forty quintillion neurons. OK, he said slowly, wondering where she was going with this. After a moment he slowly turned his head to look at the moth that had been flying circles around the light over one of the desks for the last half hour. She designed that body from scratch. Lifting a hand she waved it dismissively. Are you going to go after Sophia? he added after some thought, tensing a little just to be on the safe side. Its not a hundred percent accurate at the best of times, and unfortunately Shadow Stalker is one of the people who it doesnt yet work quite as effectively on as Id like. Its very difficult to be sure, Director, Armsmaster replied after apparently thinking over the question carefully. God, Vicky, Amy said with exasperation, going back to her task with a shake of her head. Something out there is learning everything it can, about everything. Not to mention the other various problems I can see could arise from all that. How bad could it have been? he asked, curious to see what she came up with. Huddled as far back as she could get she waited for whatever would happen, her heart hammering in her ears. What the hell had Hebert triggered as? No, remarkably enough. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. left kudos on this work! A few minutes later they arrived at their destination, Hives wings changing pitch a little as she descended. my guy,Taylor Varga is the definition of power wank. Or Merchants? I don't think they were any of those, just generic low level scum. I mean, look at this, its based on mollusk chromatophores, bioluminescence, and retinal light sensing cells. Sure enough, the suited woman, if that's what it was, possessed two pairs of arms, one set of which were folded on the air conditioning unit while the other pair hung at her sides. Putting the matter to one side she listened while trying not to draw any more attention to herself. But she hasnt gotten high on her power and is still figuring out her limits. I think Taylor's doing a pretty good job of retiring so far. Around two thousand times as fast most of the time, in fact. "Hey Taylor, you remember us right? Moving a little closer, as quietly as he could just in case they turned out to be both hostile and unobservant, he studied the figure some more. Anyway, since I wrote it, I may as well let others read it. Lacey and Kurt? Weapon. I can hear it, she added, which didn't actually help. Small consolation to her father, but Trailing off he sighed minutely. There are other things as well, for example several entertainment companies would appear to have had their entire catalogs downloaded, movies, music, that sort of thing. Eh, if you use magic like a bard, sing like a bard, fight like a bard, everyone around you thinks you are a bard and there's no other elements to your build other than those of a bard then you are not a demigod. The second story I started is this one. She waited, apparently willing to be patient for as long as it took. It obviously wasnt human in the slightest and never had been. I was admiring the design. Then it copied her mind into it. The family wasn't the same after that, obviously. Thats is that normal? Not even slightly. She shook her head a little, a puzzled expression on her face. Wow. Lost in admiration, she stared into the inhuman yet apparently friendly visage for a few seconds, before looking around at the three muggers, who were still frozen in place. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). She shrugged slightly. No doubt at all. Why was she in a school locker at two am on a Saturday in the first place? Armsmaster paused, then shrugged with another small sigh. Reaching a cross alley, she looked both ways, flipped a mental coin, and turned left. Chagas disease? no knowledge of either setting is required. There are more insects in a square mile of countryside than there are humans alive on the entire planet. Sophia, you are without doubt one of the most unpleasant people Ive ever met, he snarled back. And who the hell is Hive? Now smiling a little, feeling weirdly pleased with the way she'd shaken her normally pretty unflappable sister, Amy went back yet again to cleaning her hands, digging around under the sink for something more effective than soap and water. What rains you bring Another Diebuster cross, but less escalation, incomplete IIRC. Why were you near a dumpster? Vicky asked, looking puzzled. Killed them off? Worldwide, all at the same time? She shook her head. I've had a really long time to think about things.. If we have to look for you were going to be annoyed and we might be a little rough as a result. All right. Some people think he writes his protagonists as too aggressive/violent, but if you're ok with the premise of each fic nothing leaves plausible territory. God of war x worm, Taylor is the daughter of Kratos and Freya. But thank you for explaining all that, as terrifying as it is. Youre welcome, she replied. They knew to hide their differences. Then one day, the three main perpetrators of the torture managed to outdo themselves. He shook his head. This could be a problem, he eventually said. Shes dead. She nodded slightly. Every day he'd eat the same kind of food, dress the same, sit in front of the same kind of shows. Taylor. Acceleration Taylor can control vectors, complete. I may troll her a little now and then just to keep her honest but her crimes towards me are a long way in the past from my point of view. She sighed. Even after her death, her husband and daughter knew very little about her. Perpetuance Taylor is a black hole, short but good, incomplete. Malaria is a major disease. Its killed more people through history than anything else, she replied seriously. I swear I never stole anything, I never meant to hurt anyone,I swear, I swear that I'm a good kid, A good kid, Who's had a bad run". And be quiet. Sullenly she folded her arms, a pithy comment coming to mind, but after another look at her superior decided for once to err on the side of caution and good sense. About | Wiki Rules | Reply !Delete to remove | [Brackets] hide titles. Itll do for the moment. The wings began to flap rapidly as she lifted off. But thats only my guess at the moment. Strictly speaking, I didn't. After a couple of seconds, he walked closer, still staying cautiously out of reach because he wasn't an idiot, but not feeling any threat. Because the monsters that remain will make her wish she were alone. It would be a considerably darker story that Taylor Varga although not to the level of unrelenting grimness that canon Worm is. Then, convulsively, he flung the pistol across the room and ran his hands over his face hard enough to hurt. I may add the stealth capability I have to it at some point, its a little too small for that to work properly but it could still help the thing hide. Watching in wonder Amy saw the insect lift off with a faint high-pitched whine she could barely hear, like a small mosquito, then fly to and enter a tiny hole in the carapace on the arm of the hand that was glowing. I've posted the beginnings of the BOLO cross here, and being quite fond of it, may well at some point get back to it. The exoskeleton seemed to be made primarily of carbon, in the shape of incredible monomolecular structures, all biologically created. Im compensating for it now as an autonomic action, but if I ceased to exist? She pointed at the pattern of wasps which suddenly dropped to the roof, all the two dozen members weakly twitching. But the end result was totally unlike anything shed ever encountered. Have read that! This girl grew up, as they tend to, and she and her friend did everything together. He grunted a little, affirmatively, unwilling to stop his current task until be finished the delicate manipulations. Mostly data searches, what looks like traces of access to databases of all sorts of information. OK, then, lets get these guys arrested, then get you home, shall we? Hive said lightly. This will probably be a relatively short fic, I don't have any schedule in mind because I am writing this to amuse myself first and foremost. He stared, then paled yet again. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Nothing happened for a while. Master 8 at a minimum, he went on. Take over the world? She laughed for a few seconds, sounding very amused. And while her passing devastated Taylor, she will do whatever she could to continue her mothers legacy, even if that means she has to discover it first. Taylor wakes to find a world abandoned. Then I have to insist, they get pissy about it, which leads to screaming, blood, and missing body parts. She waved a hand again, flicking the idea aside with a sarcastic snort. Urgh, what's that stink? she added distastefully. It took her a while to work out what she was seeing, but when she did she grinned. Her eyes widened. Vicky stared. IDK, I guess I'm asking OP what exactly they mean when they say "Goddess"? Thank god, it was dark. I suspect your second suggestion is most likely the correct one, Im afraid. Neither did the utterly inhuman face that looked curiously down at her a few seconds later. You mean Capes? No, she chuckled. Within that range, the control was absolute. Amy nodded. You can't drop that bombshell on me and just walk off. Turning to her rescuer, she studied her for a moment, then indicated the house. Based on my own research if anything she was underplaying it. Little is publicly known about it, save that the tremor of its creation rippled around the world. And why am I here? Director Piggot stared hard at her. After a moment, he added slowly, When did it start? A week before the insects stopped spreading disease, Dragon replied quietly. Assault out. By now he was close enough to see that the shiny reflective surface looked like someone in a somewhat weird looking suit of power armor, not anything he recognized. We have backup standing by if needed. Thanks, Dispatch. The two men looked around as well, as did Rachel as she pushed past her teammate with a grunt of irritation. Taylor Hebert is dead, Assault. Please consider turning it on! We know youre here little girl, this one called in a rough voice full of malicious amusement. I've got a rough idea of where I wanted to take it, but it's only a basic outline, and I'm not sure if it would actually work out. Twitching, she quickly released her hand, looking embarrassed. In the end he said, But you said you were born here. Unfortunately. Whether it was a vicious prank that went too far or a deliberate attempt at murder I have no idea so far. To be honest, he was at a loss for the moment. Having lived thousands of years through the eyes of a hundred and more legends from another world, all in mere seconds, chosen through naught but mere happenstance during the death throes of a far distant reality, she found herself the bearer of uncountable beasts and monsters, men and women, abilities and spells, all borne from fantasy, yet far too real to ignore or pretend they did not once exist. You sure youre OK, Lisa? Brian asked as she spun on the spot, looking for what was making the sound. Thats a lot of data. Several hundred exabytes at least just in the public facing servers, yes, she admitted. Its a dirty job but someone has to do it. Not a parahuman, a goddess of nature, then, he said with a wondering chuckle. Amy paused, then nodded. He'd initially thought 'Case 53' when he'd realized it wasn't a powered suit of bizarre appearance, but her words tended to suggest that she could remember her past perfectly well. I suspect youll get a number of yes answers to that question. What do you intend to do, Director? the man asked as he stood. Brockton Bay is a great retirement spot, right? Luckily, her power gives her the ability to free herself. Turning, she grabbed both her sister's shoulders. Squealer is going to have to live with having lice for the rest of her life, she said in a tone that made him step back. Reluctantly reaching out he picked it up and read the new message. Im not a threat to you, Amelia, the voice added, making her jerk in shock. I learned to live with it in the end but it wasn't easy. I genuinely thought I'd gone mad. She sighed. As close as Taylor was to her mom, she barely knew of her time with Lustrum. Amy smiled a little. Her former friend had a new best friend, a very disturbed individual who was well, a violent sociopath is a kind way to put it. I want to talk to you about several subjects. One side effect of my personal singularity is that my mind runs a lot faster than a normal human one does. She wasn't thinking very clearly but she did try. There was silence for a moment from both of them. Two months she said reflectively. That had become almost pedestrian, while this was fun. "You should be only a little wise, never too wise. When I hear OP's request, I think a god like creator god, or maybe like a divine administer, someone who embodies and holds total power over some domain of existance. Welcome to Godkiller everyone! The figure disappeared from view as he bounded up the side of the next building over, redirecting his kinetic energy to keep him moving steadily upwards, bouncing between the two buildings. Did you hear that? one of the men looking for her asked his friends. He twitched quite a lot, the sound taking him by surprise after the silence of the roof broken only by the hum of the air conditioner fans and a faint sound of traffic from the road ten stories below, muted due to the fact it was Sunday. His head came up. Her eyes, when she moved her head a little to look at the Rig directly, had thousands and thousands of tiny facets which made the sunlight refract into all the colors of the spectrum in various patterns, like looking at a DVD from an angle but even more spectacular. Oh, yes. He was finding the lack of human expressions somewhat disturbing despite himself although her body language was nonthreatening. Has a rewrite too which is also pretty good but incomplete, a significant enough difference in the story that reading both is recommended. Dawn of Worm Taylor is a Primarch from an AU version of Warhammer 40k, complete. Taylor Hebert A (not so) completed Worm fanfic by Yklia written on the Spacebattles forums. The real trick is making it work from all angles. Alec laughed slightly while Brian went quiet, sighing a little after a second or two. That's going to need dry cleaning. Forget the freaking costume, Ames, and go on with the story, Vicky urged her. But they werent fast enough to contain everything that slipped through. The original range was maybe between a thousand and two thousand feet depending on various conditions. Someone needs to give Lisa a hug. Taylor's much too dangerous to be an ordinary cape. After a moment she chuckled a little but said nothing else. The man looked both scared and furious, neither expression one that normally crossed his face. No knowledge of League Of Legends Needed! She began a dive for the door, only to feel a sudden pinprick on the back of her left hand. No matter how much Crystal likes her hunky friend, there's no way she should be telling him this. Only those dumpsters left, the machete-wielding assailant announced. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. If I had to guess, maybe 10k or 20k words. Until she triggered with the biggest ego of all: that of Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes. He looked around once more and when he looked back the moth was gone. Yep. "Goddess" is not well definined between systems, different properties have very different ideas of what counts as a 'god'. Together with a former serial killer doctor and a heroic organization whose morality is held together by duct tape they will need to find a way to save the world. Not your fault, she replied. Resuming running, she hurtled down the alleyway as fast as she could go, gasping when she stumbled and skinned her knee through her jeans. Which didnt make the following interview with Director Piggot and Armsmaster any easier in any way at all. 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