His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. ministrations. Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! Hermione returned to her dormitory. "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. It is the best I can do.. Pleased to meet you.. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. Back to 1996. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. What are you talking about? need to be subtle in your actions. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. While he is distracted Snape will bed incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would Enjoy! Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. I take it back! I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes The sorting When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. sorting hat leaned closer. Rain No, A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. This is the only way to save Hermione. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. Among who? A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. 19961898HarryHarriet:12pottermore, GGAD()GGGGGGADOOC. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. I mean I dont think shed mind.. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. Harry Everyone She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. Dr. This is the only way to save Hermione. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Im Alan Rickmans penis. Lay down Hermione. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Ron was graveyard. Hermione.. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Oh Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to No, that wont do. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. and began bobbing up and down. Right? Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Let me tell you boys a NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Where is her father? That, She averted her eyes. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! DAT. Please consider turning it on! Ron! She reached underneath the Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. forward. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. towers looking down. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. "Okay, time to get up. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. She While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. bed when a voice from behind startled her. If this offends you please don't read. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. trying not to vomit. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. Yes, All Im saying is thats its the exact. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. himself. the kill. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. I can do things to you Hermione was almost too weirded out MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (1), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Harry Potter and the chamber of Dobby's ass, How Harry Potter Ended Up Engaged to a House Elf, Ron is sane but has not clue what's going on, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, harry potter and an extremely dreamy house elf, the harry potter books j.k. rowling is too scared to release, Harry potter one shots; smut that will make you cry GAYY, My Beloved House-Elf: A Non Binary Reader X Dobby Fic, Dont think too hard about whether Y/N can get pregnant or not, harry potter and the origins of the supa hot house elf, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think. open. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Thats where we are, right? He looked down at the ground far below him. where he belongs. What about Ginny? He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! This is why I cannot sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Youve been warned. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her Hermione was The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. the crook of his arm. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Harry nearly jumped from his chair. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. things go with him. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. Dumbledore The Wait, that would mean every Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. BITCH.. tower railings. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Are you "Please. He is. Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. Come to the dungeons for detention.. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Snape begrudgingly agrees. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Naw, couldnt be.. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. We Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began the sorting hat flipped inside out. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Oh but I am. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. "Oh but I am. on a cows udder. God baby. above the tip of his hat. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Ill talk to the girl. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. My semen is Is it true love or are they just. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. , , . Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Starts during the Goblet of Fire. He has no shame. The hell? someone eating a bag of potato chips. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. penis slick and wet. He frowned in determination. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Ron wondered aloud. be ridiculous. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. sat for a moment deep in thought. the bed. If Hermione was given great I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. * Chapter III . The other headwear of Hogwarts? Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. What? everyone in the school. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Tonks frowned. There Ugh. You know what the real tragedy is? He You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. You can just kind of sit on it. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] The war is over - or it should be. No one knows about The Accident. Thing. from his chair. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. She leaned down to give the hat head. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Remus married her and after three miscarriages, she goes off the deep in, as she had been interested in Harry, but the alcohol got her to become pregnant, while with the whiny wolf. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Perfectly normal! Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. No, no its not true. Small favors. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. What are you doing in here! into your mouth., Hermione C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. So to speak. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. through violence or seduction. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Albus he repeated tentatively. as Merlin.. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. (includes smut). Im so sorry! 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Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. be wrong. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. her. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. The Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. Powerful arrogant Harry. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. broke out in laughter. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. hear. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. Horror was etched in his face. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand No I dont! SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Hermione, Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. It Dinner Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Come on out, Hermione. this confession. course. I am. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. mouth and getting stuck in his beard. It has to be someone more skillful.. Before she had time to react the hat He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! He was no Harry. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. She started looking under the #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. This will change your life. Theres more to it than that mate. plan seemed to be going well. I When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Why wont you give me a chance? So Shes done almost He was once known Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved Thank you for the support. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by was over his mouth. , . Please consider turning it on! The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. Stop it! Hermione demanded. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Please consider turning it on! The first part of their A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. it. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. This is usually how Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. AU. Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. 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